What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOALL! Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches. It’s a game of feet. Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the internet? Because they can’t stop saving their work. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda buy a new soccer ball? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who?
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A big list of soccer jokes! 92 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! ... New English premier league football (soccer) joke that I learnt today.
Football Joke - Seat in Stand? Bernie and Eddie were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch Manchester United. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (K37) to them and they had a friend who would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together.
Following is our collection of funny Football jokes.There are some football referee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
Celtic vs. Rangers. (Celtic and Rangers are rival Scottish football teams, the fans are *not* fond of each other.) At the Celtic vs. Rangers match, Jimmy, a Celtic fan accidentally ends up with the Rangers fans. To his bad luck, he is spotted just as Celtic score. A huge, drunk and angry Scotsman walks ...
108. College football is introducing the Rosary Bowl… Every play is a Hail Mary. 109. Two football players are in a bar. One walks up to the other and says, “Hey, wanna shot?” The other says, “I’ll pass.” 110. Why is the football stadium so windy? Because of all the fans. 111. Someday, I want to make an edgy football joke on Facebook.
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Soccer Jokes for Children. Q: What is a ghosts favorite soccer position? A: Ghoul keeper. Q: Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor? A: Messi. Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she always runs away from the ball. Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer? A: They watch cricket instead.
FOOTBALL JOKES FOR KIDS. Q: What did the receiver say to the football? A: Catch you later. Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player? A: Her coach was a pumpkin. Q: What happens to football players who go blind? A: They become referees. Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head.